Is My Little Princess Turning Into a Toddler DIVA?

And The 10 Sure Signs That “Oh Yes She Is”

So, I have 2 boys and thought I would never have a daughter so we decided not to try for #3.  I just thought one more boy would just kill me! They are dangerous little things…  Low and behold, 7 years

Mommy's Little Diva is mad I made her wear fake Croc's and a dress from Target for her first day of pre-school

BAMMMM! A smack from reality, my little princess has somehow turned into this Diva straight from the movies.   For the first time ever, her angel kisses and tight hugs turned into a smack in my face.  She literally smacked me in the face because I took a pen away from her.  What was I thinking?  Toddlers should be allowed to run around the house with pens! Of course. What was I thinking…that’s the in thing to do when you’re 2.

Today, she looked right at me with this little Diva mean face and said “Mommy, you a bad girl. You give me that toy right now.” For a minute I was like oh, ok, here you go, just don’t hurt me… But seriously OMG where did she come from?  My boys never acted like this.

So, if you are raising a little princess and have thoughts that she is turning into a Diva, check all that apply!

She is turning into a Toddler Diva If:

1) She will not go to the park without her “Apple Bottom Jeans and Boots with the Fur”. Girl wants the whole world lookin at her!

2) She can already pop it and lock it! OMG and the Booty Dance…Where did she learn this?

3) Her screams are so deafening that you have actually used tampons as ear plugs because that was all that was in your purse at the time.

4) She knows which of her dresses are from Target and which are from Children’s Place and will only wear the Target dresses if she’s not expecting company!

5) She owns more shoes than anyone else in the house and more than all the shoes in the house combined! She changes them frequently throughout the day and insists they are not on the wrong feet!…because that’s how she rolls!

6) She demands to take a bath before she is taken to McDonald’s Play land so she can smell better than any of the other girls there.

7) She refuses to get in her car seat until you put the pink cover back on it.  Black is not an acceptable Diva Carseat Color!

She refers to you as Mother at the ripe old age of 2.

9) She demands your Coach purse to play with and not the cute little girly one from Target.

10) She smacks you right in the face when she doesn’t get her way.

If any of the above apply to your little princess, I think it’s time to call Nanny 911! Maybe we can get the Multiple Diva Discount!

Happy Parenting!

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